PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then